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Hunt for the next Scenestress: Paulina Testerman

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Name
Paulina Testerman

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How many friends do you have on Facebook?
283

What percentage of those "friends" have you actually seen in person?
100%

Be honest: How long did it take you to arrive at the previous answer?
1.3 milliseconds

How long have you lived in the area?
21 years

What do you do for fun?
I often invent my own “outings”. We recently hosted a scavenger hunt with 20+ of our nearest and dearest. This past August my husband & I started hosting dodgeball games… The games were hysterically fun… what better way to get to know a complete stranger than by hurling balls at their head?! We often shoot video and make a small movie based on the night’s events… I think this movie truly defines the kind of (eff’ed up) person I really am. Check it out;
http://testerman.smugmug.com/Family/TheKids/9555971_6pnXqb#1535827095_bFcL77C

Where do you hang out?
Currently? at home, at work & at my kid's schools. Though, i'd love to attend some great charity events... shine a light on all that Sarasota has to offer...other than it's nursing homes.

Name your three favorite local events:
1. DRAG QUEEN BINGO BITCHES!!! Can I get an ""oh-Oh-OH""?!?!
2. All Faith's Food Bank ""Bowls of Hope""- amazing event. My son & I decorate bowls every year.
3. Hunsader Farms during the Fall...makes me feel like i'm up north... with sweat dripping down my legs.

Are you a good writer?
Yes

Will you turn your columns in on time?
Yes

Give us a witty Facebook, Google+ and/or Twitter update about -- An upcoming pet/owner lookalike contest.
You know what they say, “the more time you spend with people the more you begin to resemble one another”- (wait?! My husband’s been coming home wearing body glitter and sunless tanner and paid our electricity bill with $1 bills- where’s he been spending his evenings lately?!) That being said, head on out to The Barkery on Main Street for their 2nd annual pet/owner look alike contest. Contestants will be judged on… what else? Looks! Though smelling each other’s crotches isn’t recommended or encouraged, contestants are free to explore & express all aspects of their canine’s lifestyle, mannerisms and overall idiosyncratic traits. Doo-Doo pick up bags will be provided free of charge for dogs and a service charge of $500 for human contestants.

Why should you be the next Scenestress?
Uhhhh.... hello?! Have you seen how voluptous & hot I am?! I'm a shoe in... (struggling to stiffle my own laughter)

List five things you would like to write about (be specific):
The art of tucking your muffin top INTO your Spanx....
The fear & importance of blending your circles of friends when going out.
LOCAL, LOCAL, LOCAL!!! Support our Sarasota!
Sarasota Roller Derby Girls...

Do you have links to anything you think we should see when deciding on your merits?
Our family photo page is: www.testerman.us

Incase you missed the dodgeball movie link above:
http://testerman.smugmug.com/Family/TheKids/9555971_6pnXqb#1535827095_bFcL77C

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